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egg water

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
by C_Corpze May 14, 2024
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-Egg prefix

'-Egg' is a prefix used after a word ending with 'E' or pronounced with an 'E' at the end, it is used to show an undying appreciation for those beautiful organic vessels.

To use this prefix effectively in a sentence do not 'fuse' the prefix with the word like most prefixes do, instead just say it after the word with a sharp and brief transition between word and prefix, just like 'Lik'egg', pronounced 'Like-Egg'.

To write this prefix in a sentence write it as 'Lik'egg' (Like) or 'M'egg' (Me) for words that end with an 'E' (Words that end with 'E' are still pronounced separately from the prefix and word itself)

To write this prefix in a sentence using words that sound like they end with an 'E', write it as 'Carnival'egg' (And yes, carnival does sound out an 'E' at the end, it's just barely noticeable).
Egg lover: Hey'egg Bud! Do you lik'egg your'egg eggs scrambled or fried?

Friend: What the hell.

Egg lover 2: It's th'egg -Egg prefix!
by IDVGuy May 21, 2024
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Zezos egg

The zezos egg is the rarest scp in the entire world, it's known to be named "Mankind's waste" because of how ugly it is. It has a brain of a 2 month old baby and has hair that can produce any amount of grease at will.
The zezos egg is the ugliest thing in the world.
by AnakinShrine May 22, 2024
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egg blinker

A dab pen method known as the "egg blinker" is demonstrated in a video shared by @448smokes. It requires rapidly hitting the pen 5 times one after the other (start with one 5 sec hit then 4 sec hits the rest of the way) then hold the combination in for eight seconds. "Egg" describes the sensation that the smoker experiences in their throat. It will feel as though they have an egg in their throat.
Normal blinkers aren't doing the trick? Try an egg blinker!
by Stitchface1 May 25, 2024
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egg blinker

when you hit back to back blinkers without exhaling and it feels like there’s an egg in your throat
dawg i just bout died hitting an egg blinker
by hippiehaze420 May 26, 2024
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Egg Coaster

by tayloristic7 September 26, 2025
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Egg

Steakwad (the bald guy that weighs 40 pounds)
yo this egg is obese af
by XxSarventexX_90 October 6, 2025
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