No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 11, 2019

Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025

explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.

Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.

by Wizard Lizard May 10, 2014

Mega bum man Tate

A person who doesn’t show up to lunch on last day of high school, meaning that they are bum like material.

Woah Tates not at lunch why?
Idk he’s at tutoring
Mega bum man Tate

by Nikswig May 19, 2022

bum tape

another word for toilet paper.

throw me a roll of bum tape, i need to take a shit!

by amethystwaterlily September 27, 2017

bum of steel

Means u have a bit but made of steel

Ur but is a big bum of steel

by Sophie7376 February 28, 2017

bum

Someone who has little to no ambition. Mooches off of someone with no intent to give back or reciprocate what has been given to them.

My ex was a bum, they didn't want to get off the couch and provide for our child.

by honeywinedime December 12, 2024