Old Head

person who thinks the new generation of music sucks. they are stupid btw

i hate this old head he keeps saying that pink floyd is better than all modern music

by gel_ November 5, 2023

stoopid old pedophile

If you're reading this Kyan, this is you. You finger underage asshole while furiously masturbating and cackling you 40-year-old husk.

stoopid old pedophile = kyan

by fuckoffnsa42069lol February 22, 2021

old wives' tale

A belief, usually in the form of untested new pieces of information like having to behave well to get more screen time from parents, passed from mouth to mouth as piece of traditional wisdom

My parents always made me behave well to earn extra screen time, but now I realize it was just an old wives' tale about how to manage kids and technology.

by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025

Old

My teacher

My teacher is old

by Okey love I hope you’re having March 4, 2021

The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time

You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two

by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023

2nd year old

A 2nd year old is someone acting so immature that they break the age scale entirely.

"You are being so immature! You're acting like a 2nd year old!!"

by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 17, 2023

old dick

when you jizz and had no idea you were jizzing; wheel

hey man i don’t know what happened but i got her pregnant because i have old dick, and had no idea i finished minutes before

by blooovappoorrrr July 24, 2024