Milk Dud

A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.

When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.

by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020

milked

masturbating until nothing comes out

friend: why do you look so tired
you: I milked myself last night

by DayoChan March 13, 2022

milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.

Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.

by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020

replacing the milk

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.

“I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.

by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019

Milk May

Milk May is a viral social media challenge created by SAR High School students that encourages children to only drink milk for all of may. Any beverage consumed other then milk eliminates you from Milk May.

Hey, don’t drink that water if you want to keep Milk May!

by Shmez33 May 2, 2022

milk

a thick, creamy liquid found in ur mom's bed when u were 5

u when u were 5: mommy, whats this milk i found in ur bed? it tastes delicious!
ur mum: ...

by _lupical June 5, 2022

Ice milk grazing

When lucas grazes on donny’s ice milk for months

donny found out that lucas has been ice milk grazing

by Big boy sexy April 12, 2024