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cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
by deltah404 October 16, 2021
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lean green mean cream machine

lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny
by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021
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Ice Cream Truck

An ice cream truck is well... A truck that sells ice cream. These trucks can be step vans, or regular vans. They are usually retrofitted with bells, or music boxes (usually ones manufactured by Nichols Electronics). There are two types of things ice cream trucks sell: prepackaged novelty treats (e.g. ice pops or Good Humor bars), soft serve, or very rarely scooped ice cream.
Every summer afternoon, I am tempted to get a milkshake from the ice cream truck.
by the piss monster from hell August 2, 2024
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Cream of chicken

After busting a load in a girls mouth, she baby-bird feeds it back to you while eating chicken. The load is then swished around and swallowed.
Melanie gave John the ingredients for a cream of chicken.
by Micky maxwell February 11, 2023
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Cherry Cream Ale

When you have sex with a full can of beer until ejaculation, then give it to your significant other.
GF: Hey babe do we have anything to drink?
You: Just some Cherry Cream Ale's, you want one?
GF: What's that? I don't remember us getting that, but sure.
You: Alright give me a few minutes, and turn up the TV.
by fufck January 15, 2024
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cream team

It was this small handsome leader named Chris that wanted to make a gang in Douglasvile so he came up wit a less harmless way to get in cream team, and trust me they every fine girl in Douglasvile cream. members: Chris,trayln,Zach,sharodd and others
The cream team not on nun fr 1 day later. When we linking with the cream team again 😫
by Secret admirer 🤭 June 24, 2022
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Sour Cream Bandit

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure
My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!
by deltron 3030 January 23, 2016
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