by simp police 696696969 August 30, 2020
Get the simpmug. JJ: She's out, she hit the ball like 5 feet out of the square.
Gary: Nah, she's not out because she's a girl.
Literally everyone: Damn you're a simp lol.
Gary: Nah, she's not out because she's a girl.
Literally everyone: Damn you're a simp lol.
by AbyssalCloud March 10, 2021
Get the Simpmug. by yeetson November 20, 2020
Get the simpmug. There are 3 different types of people who simp there's the one who tries to hard,the one who go all out for them,and the last one is when you cant even breath when your around them or you get all shy around them (aka me)
1:"I shaved my head cause she said she likes bald men"
2:"i got her a puppy,a ring,and a car
3:"do you think he will wave back at me...nah i'm not gonna he's gonna think i'm weird "
we just some simpssssss
2:"i got her a puppy,a ring,and a car
3:"do you think he will wave back at me...nah i'm not gonna he's gonna think i'm weird "
we just some simpssssss
by TheRealSimp UwU January 12, 2021
Get the Simpmug. 
