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Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.
Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!
by anonymous June 7, 2022
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Extraphysical Retardation

A mental health condition whose primary symptom is a compulsion to post massive numbers of definitions beginning with "Extraphysical".
That Full Monteirism dude has a raging case of extraphysical retardation.
by lnjwzqhi June 17, 2022
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Fat Retard

by ADASDAFAE June 24, 2022
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Fucking Retard

Delay or hold back in terms of progress, being more retarded than a retard, or having the name Brady or Spencer.
by TheNutOfTruth August 30, 2022
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golden retard

A Golden Retriever with a lack of intelligence, just cuteness no brain.
"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."
by OOOOMSVSKSKSVGWUWOAUBWNWKQKALA December 1, 2022
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Dogmatically Retarded

An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.
Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.
by Barrack Hussein Obamna December 6, 2022
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Insanely Retarded

The mf who nicolas cage played in the first National Treasure (Ben Gates) .
Because the mf turned down $1 billion from the FBI for the treasure find
Damn Nigga you must be "Insanely Retarded" to turn that offer down
by Giga Nigga January 1, 2023
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