Real person

When you see a person in really life (same ass:in real life)

I seen her in real person

by Kiylla July 17, 2023

baltimore person

A large African-American, typically male, that has a very dark complexion; A politically correct phrase to refer to a person of African descent.

“That dude is so dark he’s nearly midnight. Must be a baltimore person.”

by theovondictionary July 18, 2023

Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person

Someone who will demand you call them by their pronouns. As well as many others such as being the most entitled out of the work-group and force their beliefs down other people throats. When this term is used its rare as many companies, restaurants, etc. don't like hiring these types of... people.

When Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person (LettuceGuacamoleBaconTomatoQuesadilla+ person), its a rare event.

by TheHolySpaceyTruth August 2, 2023

Persons

Persons are used in conversations to explain a word on Urban Dictionary.

Person 1 is the conversation starter
Person 2 is the person that answers
Person 3 gets neglected for interrupting the
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Person 1: Hi, Person 2!
Person 2: Hello, Person 1!
Person 3: Hey guys, do you know where the train stati-
*Persons 1 & 2 knocks-out Person 3*
Persons 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 insert etc. here: Why are we even here we shouldn't be existing...

by lacMC9 August 10, 2023

My personal information

Lmao I got you didn’t i

1: why the fuck would I ever leak my personal information online???
2: ye who does that?

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

Associative Personality Disorder

Wanting to live in the shoes of someone doing better than you

He really wants my BMW, must have associative Personality disorder

by Jacked conqueror August 21, 2023

person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.

Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.

by Redstowen August 23, 2023