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White People Looking

When you look around for something but not actually searching. I.e, you don’t look underneath surfaces and you pretend you found new land.
Damn, Christopher finally found his juul after throwing a hissy fit but it actually wasn’t his because it was mango flavor. He was white people looking.
by Princest June 23, 2025
mugGet the White People Lookingmug.

People Powder

Some may prefer a simpler term such as 'ashes' but for those looking for the right term for all the right occasions we encourage you to use 'people powder'

NB - Not to be racked into lines and snorted.....this could be someone's grandmother you sick fuck!
I climbed through an abandoned cottage looking thing the other day where they used to cremate people....I got people powder all over me!
by Yolo1967 May 13, 2020
mugGet the People Powdermug.

Short People manlet gang

A grotesquely gnomish gaggle of ganged-up, overcompensating turbo-manlets who have, in a childish, desperate and doomed attempt at overcoming their crippling manletism, decided to form a midget gang. Once a diminutively dwarfed new recruit has been sexed-into the gang, it is mandatory for him to participate in typical gang activities, for example: tagging up turf by spray-painting garden gnomes at knee height onto garbage cans and pet doors, drinking Tall Boys and huffing Jenkem, prancing around naked except for high heels and assless chaps in their hobbit-hole of a gang hideout while towel snapping each other's posteriors in an effort to toughen themselves up, telling deeply embarrassing tall tales about how they used to be the biggest kid in preschool, injecting themselves with stolen bovine somatotropin in a futile and injudicious bid at escaping their inevitable fate of becoming a prison wife manlet once caught by the law and incarcerated and frantically praying in front of the countless Randy Newman posters adorning the walls of the manlet pit in their hobbit-hole gang hideout while repetitively reciting the lyrics of their favorite song Short People due to their shared obsession with the delusional hope of being blessed with an adult-onset growth spurt by their beloved God and hero Saint Newman.
Jessica: Lol, why are there a bunch of garden gnomes standing on the corner over there? Olivia: It's just a Short People manlet gang. Here, take my magnifying glass and have a closer look. Can you see that they got little hands, little eyes, that they walk around tellin' great big lies? They got little noses and tiny little teeth. Unsurprisingly they wear platform shoes on their nasty, little feet. Jessica: Oh yeah, they got little baby legs and they stand so low - I'd have to pick one of them up just to say hello! Olivia: Well, I don't want no short people 'round here. Jessica: Short people got no reason.
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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maybe 3 people

A common phrase used to sarcastically refer to a small cohort of people for which one has a fondness, closeness, or endearment towards. The phrase intends to convey the smallness of the aforementioned group - the "3" is superfluous and really just there for comedic effect.
I love my cat, and maybe 3 people.
by thexiris August 14, 2024
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People

by ImAKepR January 30, 2018
mugGet the Peoplemug.

Poodle people

People that felt like they lost a friend when their favorite cartoons got replaced by spongebob or the one that replaced spongebob if there is already another one out now.
Nobody has seen your big purple dinosaur friend, poodle people.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
mugGet the Poodle peoplemug.

difference between attacking people and problems

in our modern soc-med oriented world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart or dollar store
the main reason the 2016 us presidential campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious is that both presidential nominees don\t know the difference between attacking people and problems.
by Sexydimma October 25, 2016
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