National fuck hamish day

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him

Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day

by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019

National fuck TYRESE Day

May 4 just cuzzzzzzx

Who tryna fuck TYRESE on National fuck TYRESE DAY?

by Yuuhnj oh g May 4, 2019

National bra pic day

May 14th is national bra pic day

Guy “Hey guess what day it is”
Girl “what day”
Guy “national bra pic day”
Girl *sends bra pic*
Guy “have a nice day”

by Krispiecharms May 13, 2019

National Nipple Twist Day

National Nip Twist Day.

September 4th.Buckle up boys and girls. Twist all the nips you see.

Go up to someone and twist their nipples and say National Nipple Twist Day

by SENIOR BROWN September 4, 2019

National lose weight day

It’s time for you to lose weight fat ass! Get on the treadmill and run muthafucka RUN!

Go skinny or go home...

It’s national lose weight day!

by Jaycake September 24, 2019

National dick grab day

April 13th, Grab any mans dick all day long

Hey kary how many dicks did you grab today? It’s national dick grab day
I grabbed 13!
Wow

by Bobbybrown666 May 25, 2018

National ass smacking day

April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.

Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard

by EatShitDonaldTrump43 May 25, 2018