Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment

The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.

Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!

by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008

Landed on the moon moment

In reference to the 1996 classic Dumb and Dumber, in which Lloyd Christmas, Jim Carrey, sees the news clipping the the 1969 lunar landing. Christmas then says, "No way. We've landed on the moon!"
Used to describe a moment when a person is completely ignorant of a major event.

Rachel had a Landed on the moon moment when she discovered that best friend had had several children.

"Talk about a Landed on the Moon Moment, I had no idea the U.S. had Invaded Iraq"

by Alfanzno January 3, 2009

hot pink moment

A moment of stupidity or just another name for a blond moment.

OMG you totally just had a hot pink moment.

by MCR-ScorpioGem January 3, 2008

Lindsey Graham Moment

When you realise Leftists are evil and step on the path to destroy them.

He had a Lindsey Graham moment. He started to fight back against corrupt liberals.

by ReaganTroll November 10, 2018

Premature God Damn it Moment

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.

Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!

by Adathorrules January 12, 2012

Biden moment

While your mid orgasm, you pullout of your partner and start walking away as you continue to cum all over.

John is railing his partner and he begins to nut, he pulls out mid nut an begins to walk away jizzing all over the place, while having a biden moment.

by DP694U November 3, 2021

ashton love moment

when you tell a gril that you love her just to fuck her...in the final moments of the guy squirting jiz all over his partners face...the man them screamsloud as possible.youve just been punked bitch. i hate you your a whore.then donkey punches her in the face until she cries.

hey bro do u remember that girl that broke your heart? well i fucked her all up i gave ashton love moment...she cried like a little bitch....

by beavster November 29, 2010