May 13

Give your friend a hoodie day

Boy1:hey! It’s May 13!
Boy2:oh I totally forgot, here!

by Gayier then gay May 12, 2022

May Fools Day

April Fools Day In May is May 12

I pranked my mom on May Fools Day

by IwuvUtea May 12, 2022

May 12

National Masturbation/Send Nudes Day

Hey it’s May 12 time to have some fun

by Hehdbd May 12, 2022

May 27th 2022

Queen Elizabeth II died on May 27th

haha SHES DEAD! SHE DIED on May 27th 2022! LOL XD NERD

by Klompfer May 12, 2022

May 13th

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.

Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Chains9 May 12, 2022

may 13th

may 13th is suck fanny day.

boy: what’s the day today
girl: it’s may 13th,national suck fanny day.
boy: oh okay

girl: what u waiting for come here and suck my fanny.

by queeeeerrrr69 May 13, 2022

Mai

A overly fat whore , who sucks too much dick

Mark: hey, u saw mai?

James: Nah that bitch can die!

by ur two2 November 5, 2022