lawn job

The act of going onto somones lawn and proceeding to smash and destroy all lawn ornamints, such as flamingos lawn nombs, crystal balls or bird baths.

"last night me and jason gave this ladys house a total lawn job."

by sledless October 17, 2009

blow job

an excellent lip exfoliant

((tip: when breaking from the mouth to use your hand, stroke quickly and make the palm of your hand rub the top/side of his dick when you pass it..like a curving motion..it makes him tingle all over))

"Last night I gave Chris a blow job and my lips are so soft!"

by 1234098756840293 January 23, 2009

Rim Job

This is like, a licking of the asshole.

Tom: Gee! I thoroughly enjoyed that, Sue. Would it be alright if you gave me a rim job now?
Sue: Sure thing!

by vivalastoner July 16, 2008

ago-job

A job well done from a gent named ago.

"I got me an ago-job last nite!"

by goatee January 15, 2004

Dirty Jobs

The nickname of a very sexy man from MSU. this man has a huge dick and loves to show it to everyone he meets.

Everyone at the party was mad at dirty jobs because he took all the girls and had sex with all of them in 10 minutes.

by Dirty Jobs December 29, 2007

Knee Job

When a female, typically of Austrian decent, sits on a bar stool directly across from a male whom is also sitting on a bar stool of equal height. The female then proceeds to spread her legs to form about a 90 degree angle. For the next 2-3 hours the female vigorously rubs the opposite male's knee up against her female reproductive organs until a climax ensues.

Dude, I was drinking at this bar in Munich when this totally totally D.T.F. Austrian girl kept giving me knee job after knee job. She probably rattled off 5-6 kj's during a 3 hour stretch.

by Mr. Favre April 7, 2009

Bag job

When a woman sucks on your sack until you come.

When I asked for a bag job, she said won't your dick hit my face?

by Tom B. Stone January 27, 2009