jesus jungkook

Just a nickname. Sometimes it continues to ridiculous lengths.

Btw hi Kii and Jesus. Nice to see ya

#You are not the only one Kaz
#jesus jungkook for life

by iEryka June 26, 2021

Jesus jazz

Christian rock performed in a megachurch (often by dudes whose 80's hair bands didn't make it big).

She's all into Jesus jazz and bible study.

by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012

Jesus Karma

When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.

After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.

by Jayzues July 24, 2012

jesus booting it

Going public places barefoot

Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.

by out4answers August 25, 2013

Jesus Canastuj

The realest mf. HE OWNS THE STREETS YA HEARD. PREACH FOR THIS GUY CUZ HE A PIMP AMEN.

Jesus Canastuj be balling wit money

by Chuyy101 November 23, 2021

Jesus

Jesus is a dumbass he likes Rylie but won’t admit it he has orange hair and looks like ginger overall he is in love with Rylie

Jesus likes Rylie

by I do t know November 24, 2021

Jesus

God’s right hand man and son. He is a handsome, kind , caring , and a strong lover boy. He also has a heart of a lion and a hard working man providing for his family and friends. Always makes his friends his number 1 priority. He will also make sure that you’re okay and doing well throughout the day. Though his weaknesses are what makes him struggle, always falling in love at first sight and easily being attached to his lover. Girls never appreciate him but he soon makes them realize it’s their lost. He has the strongest dick game in the history of mankind so if you ever have one in your life, keep him.

Girl: Do you see that guy over there? He’s cute.

Girl’s friend: Oh his name is Jesus. Such a lovely guy!
Girl: I always needed a Jesus in my life😍

by Contrabando De lo Dioses November 23, 2021