nate hawks

he hawk tuahs everywhere on all things... be wary of him, he a baddie fr

wow! nate hawks is really hawking that tuah!

by dababeeooee May 5, 2025

Drunken Hawk

When you or someone else gives blowjob (Hawk Tuah) under the influence of alcohol

She was drunk as fuck at the club and gave a drunken hawk to one guy in restroom

by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025

Joe Hawley

none of the docs are true, not even the one by eden and nymn. joe is innocent, he didn't do anything wrong. he's not schizophrenic, just traumatized from his fans and the s*xual abuse he endured. people really should care more about him, instead of just discarding the words he says as another "schizophasia word salad". he doesn't deserve death threats, or to be s*xually abused at a concert. he isn't the reason tally hall isn't reunited, it's the fans. treat him with respect, he deserves it.

Person 1: "omg, did you hear about what Joe Hawley did?"
Person 2: "he didn't do anything, this is bullsh*t."

by Cassidy Grey June 23, 2025

Flyin' Hawaiian

When acutely ill with a gastrointestinal illness, or in withdrawal from addictive substances, having simultaneous projectile vomiting and diarrhea, but still managing to get both in the toilet bowl at the same time. .

OMG I was so sick last night coming down from those Percs, that I did a flyin' Hawaiian and got it all in the bowl!

by R2xman August 19, 2025

Sizable Hawk

Giant Eagle’s EVIL NEMESIS

I’m afraid of the sizable hawk over there.

by Bob B. Bobberton February 17, 2026

Dirty Hawaiian

The active of eating bad Mexican food before seeing your ex-girlfriend one last time and then abruptly having your anus explode all over her chest like Mount Kilauea

“Hey Josh how did last night go?”, “it went great, I gave her a dirty Hawaiian and it took her 30 minutes to clean up”.

by Ole rig boy January 16, 2026

The Black Hawk

The Black Hawk is what you call a nerd who thinks his actual name is that of a super hero. The Black Hawk generally has split personality disorders and has issues with stealing random useless objects (Mainly pencils, can also include pens and tennis balls). Make sure to stay away from The Black Hawk or he may get Temper Toxin into your blood stream.

1. Haha dude Black Hawk just took that kids pencil....

2. Why does The Black Hawk mumbling to himself after saying something?

3. This kid is a total Black Hawk. He reminds me of The Andy

by Pencil Thrower April 18, 2010