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cum walker

When a girls walked in public such as a mall or city street with cum on there face.
Yo! You see that girl!?

No?

She's a cum walker!
by Beer Runner May 20, 2016
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Cum Turtle

A flying turtle that shoots cum out of it's eyes.
"Oh NO! It's the flying cum turtle! Everyone RUN!"
by M1. Potato May 28, 2016
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Cum cancer

Cum cancer is when your cum turns into a solid and permanent rash. It's called cum cancer because it occurs when someone cums on you, if they have the desise, that cum will make a permanent marke/tumor on the person's skin
Tom gave Alana cum cancer
by N_E_K June 13, 2016
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cum witch

When you cum in-between two pieces of wonder bread and feed it to a random girl you just met on tinder.
The cum witch is a bit dry, many you shouldn't have eaten so much chocolate last night
by Masterfaulker April 21, 2016
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cum stump

Noun.
A derogatory term for the male genitalia that observes its diminutive stature.
1. Stop posting pictures of your diseased cum stump on here!

2. Guy: I got a big dick.

Girl: Prove it.

Guy: *Removes Pants*

Girl: HAHAHAHA!! That little thing is nothing more than a cum stump!
by Tactical Taco September 16, 2016
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Cum sisters

Two girls, one dick. When more than one girl have sex with one guy.
These two chicks are cum sisters because they both fucked James.
by Taliasmash September 14, 2016
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Cum Guzzler

Being of the type of woman that prefers to swallow large amounts of semen, opposed to simply spitting it out like a lil' bitch.
Damn dude, I found this cum guzzler that gets the job done and doesn't act like a bitch.
by 69Big Tasty69 August 17, 2016
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