Crack-hole Special

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.
Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”
by Diddy1888 June 11, 2024
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Rudolph On Crack

When you dip your nose in period blood and then she scratches her moot flakes on top of it
“Omg bro, Susan totally gave me a Rudolph On Crack last night. It was like all of my Christmas’s came at once!”
by Flakes4Daayz October 04, 2018
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cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024
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Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
by Reth_b_! July 03, 2016
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Crack booty

A girl that might or may not be a crack head who is skinny and has a small ass that looks good in jeans or yoga pants. This girl looks hella good and has the right curves, but is not for chubby chasers
Damn that girl might be skinny, but she gotta crack booty
by Adrian pussy slayer March 02, 2023
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Ezra's Crack

A thing that you sniff and is filled with pics of Wren and D'Arcy.
by 67R5487 March 13, 2024
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