When you drink Malibu and throw up on and then proceed to strip naked and run through the house punching other party members and screaming racial slurs at them.
by Chris_Mcbride November 8, 2022
Get the Chris modemug. The feeling of coming home after a long, exhausting day knowing you’re going to be wrapped in warmth and swept away from reality stuffed inside the 5’0 body of a cute and chaotic person
Person 1: Hey dude did you see Chris today? They looked so hot
Me: Yeah I see them almost everyday, fuck off, I will fight you for them :)
Me: Yeah I see them almost everyday, fuck off, I will fight you for them :)
by Ev11 February 1, 2023
Get the Chrismug. A smart individual who can get a lot of girls if he wanted
His a chill dude with more friends then foe
His best friends name usually starts with a C to I don't know why it's just common
People ask him for advice for girls and nobody else
His a chill dude with more friends then foe
His best friends name usually starts with a C to I don't know why it's just common
People ask him for advice for girls and nobody else
by Thatkyd you can't handle October 24, 2017
Get the Chrismug. US Marine,State Trooper,Football Coach, State House Represtative and Dad. All around super cool dude that has been snake bitten, car jacked, shot at, dances like Fred Astaire with a funky swag and has sinned but is saved by grace. Runs full throttle, no isn’t an option and loves as hard a 10 pound hammer. 60 percent of the time, he’s right everytime.
by Rep69 February 17, 2021
Get the Chris Wootenmug. A Chris is your friends boyfriend who is a dickhead to you and everyone except the person hes dating.
by samtun October 9, 2020
Get the chrismug. fly ass Nīgga and will fuck the shit out your bitch, he gets mad bread and is fly asf.
he really the don
he really the don
by Siiy November 21, 2021
Get the Chrismug. On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.
by Greygovernment December 6, 2023
Get the National Chris daymug.