short brown man called qasim

short as mf that sucks a gingers dick then lets his fat black mate clap the shit out of his cheeks then gets royally fucked by a female with a strap-on then proceeds to fall asleep while his sister is crying next door after that he gets smacked by his mother and to cope with the pain he smokes bare weed

quite the short brown man called qasim of you

by big fat nigga balls September 12, 2022

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

call your friends baby day

on november 21st you call all your friends guy or girl baby

"hey did you know it is call your friends baby day"
"No i didnt baby"

by michaelje13 November 21, 2022

Call the guy

During a less than felt after work activity, or function or a rather bland day where you figuretively phone the chow or party favor guy. Or respectively "making a night of it" with full send.

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Dude 1: let's just grab a drink after work, we've had a long day.

Dude 2: I'm down, but I can't get crazy I got a fucking big day tomorrow.

**Takes 1 sip**

Dude 1: bro so many hot girls here, what do you wanna do?

Dude 2: you're not lying. Let's fuck shit up, call the guy

by 6 bohrillion December 4, 2018

Call velcro

Velcro for your phone

Oh my gosh look at that Call velcro!

by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 20, 2019

Calle

Calle is one great guy, that's for sure. He is handsome, smart and very cool. If Calle were a car, he would be a Rolls Royce. Calle has been described by some as the king of the world and the actual creator of the Earth. Wow, what a great guy

"Bro, you are such a Calle"
"Thanks man, but I can never be that cool"

by fuckpeoplenotnamedcalle November 13, 2019

call killer

The oxxx that threatens only by telephone is the opposite of a call killer,
A dangerous woman does it not, yet blows a thousand and kills men in meetings in da face

“Your last sells have been true hustle, sure deal! I’mma croak someone for one more client.” Jenny is a call killer

by Doomsday baby March 7, 2021