me and chris 

Shipping yourself with Chris cause he's so fucking hot, cute, handsome, sexy, beautiful. Only boys are allowed to use this.

*nocontextnba posts a suspect picture*
Everyone in the comments: Me and Chris

me and chris by Luka Doncic December 23, 2020

fat chris 

a fat kid who's dead brother thinks he's a loser.

all fat chris's USMC brother ever did was say how much of a disapointment and loser he was.

fat chris by the one who was nothin. May 3, 2010

Doing a Chris 

The act of becoming so antisocial, the most socialising you do is walking your dogs and/or anything with your parents.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna come out today. Go cinema with the others?

Doing a Chris : Nah, i'm about to have something to eat then i'm walking the dogs. My parents want me home and in bed by 7pm

Guy 1 : He aint coming out again, He's doing a Chris.

Doing a Chris by That guy you all secretly know December 23, 2012

rolling chris 

A series of adjectives to describe a rolling chris:
stubborn, bitter, angry, creepy fur loving, SMOKE-A-HOLIC, irritated, clubber, techno-holic, coke smoking fuck tard.

Rolling Chris: I like to smoke a lot while I'm at the club. Bitches don't understand me, because I'm so deep and emotional, yet I don't ever show emotion because that shows weakness. Strippers are my best friends.

rolling chris by Sarah Bridgeman January 26, 2009

Dirty Chris

The type of guy that jacks of to squirting porn while getting fisted by an asian

Chris likes the Asian pussay
What a dirty Chris

Dirty Chris by Ducky420 June 4, 2020

Good Chris 

A name to call the Chris you like more if there are 2 or more Chris' in any given situation or group. other Chris' can be given other more appropriate nicknames e.g. spud, bad Chris, etc.

lisa: then chris said i was a fat slag!
kerry: wait, is this good chris or bad chris?
lisa: bad chris. good chris would never call me that, he too nice

Good Chris by madchris20 April 13, 2009

So easy Chris can do it 

The equivalent of saying "So easy a cave man can do it." Phrase used to describe an easy task. This phrase originated from Maine. Chris is someone from Maine who looks like a caveman.

Geico auto insurance, you can save 15% in 15 minutes. So easy Chris can do it.

So easy Chris can do it by Troy Wojtaszek December 27, 2007