a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")
by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014
Get the bang jobbermug. by Laxer_scon6 February 7, 2019
Get the Bangmug. Islamist terrorists have a theory that if they blow up innocent kids and women, they will go to heaven, where girls with big titties awaits them
Arab scientists Omar and Muhammad conducted an experiment in a largest city mall to prove the big bang theory
by Captan Taxmagido May 8, 2024
Get the big bang theorymug. banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
Get the banging the wifemug. 1)A loud noise that comes from something when it is hit really hard.
2)To have sex.
3)To hit (a nail or other object) into something (a piece of wood).
2)To have sex.
3)To hit (a nail or other object) into something (a piece of wood).
1) What was that loud bang I just heard?!
2)I just bang(ed) him last night.
3)I need to bang this nail into this piece of wood.
2)I just bang(ed) him last night.
3)I need to bang this nail into this piece of wood.
by Hammer Guy June 13, 2017
Get the bangmug. Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone
Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!
So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!
So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!
by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017
Get the toast bangmug. Oh no! It's Pelly Bang
It is?! I heard he was pretty bad and not so good
IM PELLY BANGAND I WILL BE PRETTY BAD SOMETIMES!!!
It is?! I heard he was pretty bad and not so good
IM PELLY BANGAND I WILL BE PRETTY BAD SOMETIMES!!!
by Pelly Bang May 12, 2023
Get the Pelly Bangmug.