Alexed

Totally messing up a simple mechanical task and endangering lives in the process

My mate popped round to fit a wheel on my car - fucker Alexed it right up and knackered my wheel.

by Roadman Scat June 18, 2018

Alex

Big Simp

Yo, Ted is an Alex

by TheRealRowan February 26, 2020

ALEX

GORJUS FUCKING PERSON ALIVE 💜💜💜

SHES AN ALEX TYPE OF PERSON

by alex is a GORJUS QUEEEN December 17, 2022

Alex

Alex is one of those booger eating nerds in the back of the classroom with the glasses and he somehow knows all about stocks. Alex is a random guy who somehow gets by really well.

Student 1: Who left that shit all over the seat?
Student 2: Alex.

by s0_oin. May 13, 2025

alex

the best person you will ever meet !

someone who will make you feel so loved and validated you won’t know what to do with urself

me : alex is so lovely i just wanna hug him </3

friend : IKR ? he deserves the entire world !

by elio ! November 20, 2021

Alex

Typically an asshole, so to all girls and guys out there! Never date an Alex.

They are normally manipulative, compulsive and will just use you for their physical desires which sucks.

They don't know how to compliment a girl, they are cheaters but are also extremely smooth within what they say to win you over so be careful.

All in all, ALL Alexanders (Alex for short) will fuck your life up.

Girl 1: "That guy just used me for nudes, and dumped me!"
Girl 2: "Gosh, he sounds like SUCH an Alex!"

by Basic Whore October 24, 2017

alex

The best Pirate in all the seven seas!

Look Alex the pirate is doing pirate stuff again.

by melikesandwich July 26, 2022