A fattass lowlife who steals peoples wives and pisses off alot of people. approx 11 months after he steals a wife, he will be found mysteriously shot in the head....such a shame.... ;)
Douglass c james is a looser
by Keggy Dulan October 11, 2009
This animal is a Fish, but can also be homosexual at times. This rare fish likes to take it up the rear from sammy t, the exotic dancing bird.
by Rick harrmann April 16, 2011
serving as a groomsman in a wedding, and later on, banging a bridesmaid from behind. Pull out and skeet on her back, and roll her over onto your tux jacket, so that it is stuck to her. Similar to pulling a superman.
by ballchester January 04, 2010
A sweet loving always understanding guy who will always listen to your problems and does what he can for his friends you can be either on his good side or bad and do not get on his bad side because that is hell James is also very well hung and good looking on top of everything really the kind of guy you would want for a relationship if you want to be happy
by Beysyskaua July 24, 2019
1. I was like to my bro. "What did the five fingers say to the face?" Then I slapped him so hard in the face! Then later that day he asked someone the same question and he got slapped again.
2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
by IphilP August 15, 2004
Tall and is always dressed nice. Try’s to act like a bad ass in front of friends but in reality he is like a little boy you feel obligated to take care of. Is very judgmental of others and has a lying problem. Wants to be a great father to his daughter but his feelings for his ex seem to get in the way of that. Can be the sweetest person (when alone) and overprotective/jealous at times. Make sure you always answer your phone when he calls because all of your t.v’s will come up missing
by Bizznezz99 October 25, 2019
Extremely talented asshole who doesn't appreciate his sickingly adoring fans, who almost measure at the same height of wankerdom as Maynard himself. Every one of them would give him a rimjob on command, and seem to also like Trent Reznor (See; Overrated).
"OH MAH GOD, MAYNARD IS LYKE DA BEST EVA~! HE IS MY GOD! Not dat i beleev in god cos it aint cool."
"You hit your girlfriend? You ass, when did you become such a Maynard?"
"You hit your girlfriend? You ass, when did you become such a Maynard?"
by Indeedeth! December 21, 2004