Definitions by Indeedeth!
Maynard James Keenan
Extremely talented asshole who doesn't appreciate his sickingly adoring fans, who almost measure at the same height of wankerdom as Maynard himself. Every one of them would give him a rimjob on command, and seem to also like Trent Reznor (See; Overrated).
"OH MAH GOD, MAYNARD IS LYKE DA BEST EVA~! HE IS MY GOD! Not dat i beleev in god cos it aint cool."
"You hit your girlfriend? You ass, when did you become such a Maynard?"
"You hit your girlfriend? You ass, when did you become such a Maynard?"
Maynard James Keenan by Indeedeth! December 21, 2004