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j

j is the ebnst leter
by tapeinhaler41 December 7, 2024
mugGet the jmug.

The J

A godlike being, can delete a person with just seeing them.
guy: yo is that the j??????
guy: *dies*
by bingus vs floppa May 3, 2022
mugGet the The Jmug.

Schrödinger's /j

when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.

Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"
by MadMadDog October 30, 2020
mugGet the Schrödinger's /jmug.

J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
by Nippy007 April 30, 2024
mugGet the J Money Glandmug.

J

Popular Loner, he knows everyone and everyone knows him, yet he never has one best friend. Comedian, his jokes are natural and he dosnt have to try hard to be funny whatsoever. Does you occasional drug (juul, vape, weed, maybe a lil cocaine) but doesn’t seem to get addicted. Plenty of girls find him attractive yet he’s only looking for that one person that he can spoil and fuck. He’s a hardworking man/boy who is guaranteed to either sell weed or have an actual job. Spends his money on clothes and shoes and his car (constantly pimpin out his ride). He is smart and manipulative, he can get anybody to do what he wants and never have to face the consequences for it.
“Hey yo that’s J, pretty sure he’s a crackhead. Funny dude though”
by Tacocracka04 January 23, 2020
mugGet the Jmug.

J

Fuck J, hope that mf falls into a volcano.
by SNGTyson July 18, 2022
mugGet the Jmug.

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by Holabro November 11, 2019
mugGet the Jmug.

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