zing zing zooma

to pleasure ones self with a fast operating lube

omg i walked in when you ...were?
sorry I was like ...zing zing zooma

by wild and crazy guy October 21, 2008

Zingzang

Fit Mandem or Galmdem.

Person 1: woah! check out dat sket over der, she drops shines for any mandem i bet.
Person 2: Nah man, she is Zingzang yanno!

by UrFace. April 26, 2009

Asian Zing

The act of conquering China and impregnating their women

Did u hear? Elliot pulled an Asian Zing?

by DumbThiccDaddy69 June 4, 2018

zing

The act of sabotage on one's computer when they go away for a short or long period of time. The actions you can tke include:

-removal of the mouse ball
-unplugging power cords
-turning off of one's monitor
-adjusting the brightness and contrast on the monitor so the monitor appears to be off
-opening multiple error windows
-opening of CD drives
-unplugging of mouses/keyboards
-opening a internet porno site
-etc.

"Damn, you jackasses zinged me..."

by Jimmi April 11, 2005

ZING

A brief Sexual Encounter sometimes followed by breakfast, but not always.

An attractive person of the opposite sex

A slutty or whoreish person (sometimes)

"Look, there go a couple of ZINGS!"
"So did you ZING that girl last night or what?"

by MarzBarz12 January 22, 2009

Zing

(Interjection) A word used when a joke is only funny to the person that tells said joke and has no real relevance to the conversation currently at hand.

Guy 1: Man, that burrito I had last night was awesome!

Guy 2: Yeah, just like your mom!

Guy 1: Zing...

by Jewcore February 21, 2009

Asian Zing

A non-fictional character in the book "She Fucked My Goose" on Amazon. She is the female character that takes care of business while the character "BD" eats tacos. Its the most popular chapter in the book.

Did you read the story that had Asian Zing in it? Asian Zing is the main character in the chapter about tacos and the turtle racing bar in Marina Del Rey.

by VegasBD February 14, 2010