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dead yard

A cemetery. A yard where the dead are buried.

A five year old asks if we go to heaven when we die then why are there dead yards?
A five year old child asks, "if we go to heaven when we die, then why are there dead yards?"
by 29lil1 March 4, 2014
mugGet the dead yardmug.

yard settings

Time to leave; wanting to go home
I think its yard settings after this
by george is leng August 25, 2021
mugGet the yard settingsmug.

yard ripper

A driver of epic proportions. His swing bears a graceful resemblance to that of Gary Sheffield and John Daly, which results in him smashing golf balls 400 yards off the tee box.
Dude 1: Hey did you see yard ripper tee off?
Dude 2: Yeah! He ripped that shit 375 outta the yard and over the left tree line, but hard faded it back into the fairway.
by Treatmaster September 29, 2021
mugGet the yard rippermug.

yard fighter

A yard fighter is a low-class, violent person whose chief form of expression is yelling at and fighting with members of his/her family in public. Such dramatic displays often take place in the front yards of mobile homes or in Wal-Mart. Yard fighters are responsible for the majority of police domestic dispute calls. Typical dialogue (shrieked as loudly as possible for maximum effect): "Before my mama went to prison, she told me you was no good - no damn good!"
My brother's first wife was a yard fighter. Thank God he finally divorced her.
by BB512 December 30, 2008
mugGet the yard fightermug.

Yard Sale

A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.
"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."

"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."
by Catfish13 January 6, 2012
mugGet the Yard Salemug.

yard sheppard

A subspecies of the common Shepard who uses a yardstick for his primary weapon in the war vs. the sheep
The yard sheppard was bullying me today.
by Deacon demolisher May 6, 2015
mugGet the yard sheppardmug.

yard bee

A female that vigorously roams an impound yard; yard bitch; zero tolerance for bullshit; calling the shots
"Dem folks don't want yard bee to take em out to tha yard, that bitch might get craaazy on dem niggas"
by Yard Bee August 20, 2021
mugGet the yard beemug.

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