YAK

The best animal in the fucking world! They are the smartest and most intelligent beings in the universe. Take secritly control the world and the reproduction process. Yaks are the best animal because they are wet, smelly, have long hair and are super smart! Forget Russian hackers, it's YAK HACKERS!

Danny: Dude look at that awesome Yak!
Stupid hater: Man yaks are dumb!
Danny: Dude I'm an animatronic controlled by a yak.
Stupid hater: Ha Ha Ha nice one!
Danny: No actually!
Stupid hater: Okay?
Danny: MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

by The-YAK15 May 8, 2018

Moot Yak

A hairy moot or vag, unkempt or not well maintained.

Geez, i picked up on that two week camping trip and went the growl on Shazza in the tent, she had the full Moot Yak going. Hard lesson!

by Gavatron001 October 23, 2022

Yak Attack

You have had too much to drink so you walk by someones door who you don't like, open the door, yak (puke), then run.

Me: "Dude, I gave Dixon a Yak Attack last night. ROCKED HIS WORLD."

by murphystater February 24, 2011

stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016

Yak

A goat / cow with horns. It lives in mountains in the eastern places.

“I went hiking and was charged by a yak. He only bruised my pelvis.”

by Hickory Bush September 2, 2020

Yakked

To get drunk, or to be intoxicated

Jim: Yo g, Emma got so yakked last night

Chris: I know fam, she could not stop throwing up this morning

by 27GMT July 13, 2021

Zodi- yak

Comes from the combination of Zodiac signs and Yak as in someone who talks a lot .A person (generally a female) , who explains their poor behavior or personality flaws rather than take criticism or correct behavior.

Stemming from opposition reflex of authority figures and the only socially acceptable passive aggressiveness that makes people think that you have a cluster b personality disorder.

She is a zodi- yak for yelling at that Starbucks employee for getting dirty chai wrong is because she was a tauris .

by Lilfapp415 January 6, 2021