Bone Window

The margin of opportunity that exists for a man to be able to have sex with a woman within a given scenario.

Kyle: "Dude, Carly has been hittin’ on me all night. Someone said that her boyfriend will be showing up later, though."

Steve: "You better go hit that while the bone window is still open."

by Steevoh June 3, 2009

Single Window

The short amount of time that you have to RESPECTIVELY get a hot chick! The time frame between her ex boyfriend and before she gets another one.

Mike: I really want to take her out asap.

Micah: don't lose faith in her :) gotta give her a lil time since she just broke up with her bf. i swear...she likes talking to you!!

Mike: I know. I just don't want to miss that short Single Window that she'll probably have. She's too hot to stay single long.

by mpimp00gf November 12, 2009

palladian window

A three-part window where the center window is arched and wider than the two straight topped side windows
Named after Andrea Palladio

Person 1: "Wow, those windows are pretty cool"
Person 2: "Yeah, those seem to be palladian windows. European architecture is where it's at"

by EmzieWemzie December 14, 2020

clear car window

it’s like stanning for clear skin but instead for clear car window

“dude that’s so fuckin’ swag stan that for clear car window”

by polarexpresscademia February 13, 2021

wind, rain and lava

The act of farting (wind), pissing (rain), and shitting(lava) on another person.

Mr. Gentile likes to order the wind, rain and lava special from the hookers on forest avenue.

by Nasotang December 9, 2007

Widow-Dicking

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.

"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking

by buckeye02 September 18, 2012

Stiff wind of hate

A fart so atrocious that you will hide your face in a fish tank instead of even try to breathe when you try to run away. Its a smell you taste.

Dude I hate it when he farts its like a stiff wind of hate smacking you in the fuckin nostrils!

by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009