wet smirch

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

by max rodgers January 24, 2017

Wet Dream

A man gets a boner and cums ( a woman can get a wet pussy, so they can have a wet dream too) during slumber and can't control it.

Ryan: Man I had another wet dream about Paige.
Alex: oh shit, me too
Ryan: dude, that's kinda weird

by MusicMadeMe June 10, 2018

Smoking Wet

Wet is a combination of a marijuana joint mixed with PCP.

“What’s got into Zander man?”
-“he’s been smoking wet yo”

by Kushomatic June 25, 2018

wet lemon

a bit of a useless individual

Tom is a bit of a wet lemon

by Skither January 11, 2015

The Wet Shit

A Wet Shit is when you wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

"Well, I did have a little bit of a Wet Shit yesterday," Jimmy said.

"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.

"How come," said Jimmy.

"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.

The Wet Shit

by The Dumbass That Knows June 21, 2016

Wet Exit

The act of getting out of the shower and taking a poop, without wiping yourself dry.

It was so nice in the shower, but I felt a huge one coming so I had to do a wet exit.

by gr3g_ry April 11, 2012

Wet Cat

A person, usually fictional, who is lame or pathetic in an endearing way. Think of a cat that's been left out in the rain.

A wet cat of a man

by octopusjardin July 8, 2023