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weird_carpet_stain 

The coolest and cutest person ever. The person who when you first see you never wanna look away from them. The funniest person who can actually take a joke and doesnt be a party pooper. The nicest person who always backs you up when they see you getting bullied and being put down. The kind of person who always wants to be your friend no matter what species or race or gender you arr because this person loves everyone and everything.
Person 1: Omg is that weird_carpet_stain?
Person 2: Yes it is omg. They are the coolest and nicest person you will ever meet.
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weird al yankovic 

To all of you out there reading the definition above this one, "Weird Al" Yankovic didn't write a lot of the songs that are on the Internet filesharing sites/programs. If it isn't on one of his albums or wasn't in one of his live concerts, IT ISN'T HIS! GOT IT?!?!?!?!? Well, there is "You're Pitiful", his James Blunt parody that Atlantic Records refused to let him put on his albums, which is why in the Music Video for "White & Nerdy" where he says, "I edit Wikipedia", it shows him editing the Wikipedia page for Atlantic Records saying "YOU SUCK!" in large font, bold letters.
Examples of songs NOT written by "Weird Al" Yankovic-What if God Smoked Cannabis, He Got the Wrong Foot Amputated, etc., etc.
Examples of songs that were written by "Weird Al Yankovic-"Eat It", "Bad", "Albuquerque", "I Lost on Jeopardy", "Smells Like Nirvana", "Nature Trail To Hell"(don't listen to this if you scare easily), "Like A Surgeon", "White & Nerdy", etc., etc.
Weird Al Yankovic. The funniest guy in da world. RULES!!!!!!! No-one can match this guy.
Weird Al focking rules and is better than 50 cent and eminem and all that shit.
weird al by Prince Lal May 9, 2005
Parody Singer

eg:

Gangsters Paradise into-
Amish Paradise

Stand in the place where i live int0-
Spam in the place where i live

Im Bad into-
Im Fat!

etc...
Amish paradise:

...I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain, but that's just perfect for an amish like me, you know i shun fancy things like electricity, at 4:30 in the morning im milkin' cows....

;D
Weird Al by BObo D. HObo July 25, 2004

Weird Stuff

A sexual preference that is usually not abusive or harmful but just very kinky and weird. Often times involving unusual toys, positions, or settings.
- having sex while watching "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" on repeat.

- "Jenny is into the weird stuff, so I think we are going to try covering our selves in whipped cream with a strap on while hanging upside down from the ceiling."

- often times the results of having sex during a crazy trip.
Weird Stuff by Thewankychef November 13, 2018
coolest
funniest
guy
he is so cool
whhhhhhoooooooy
weird al by meat stupid June 5, 2003