weed critic

One person in a group of stoners who feels the need to look like they know something about weed and criticizes everybody elses weed

Weed critic: Dude that blunt is way to fat it'll never light

Me: Just shut the fuck up and take a toke

by fthatdog August 20, 2008

Weed Master

Person who supplies a party, gathering or function with marijuana and marijuana like accessories at no cost also has a high knowledge of how to grow and other marijuana related tips and tricks

Guy 1 This is some good ass weed what kind is this?

Guy2 I have no idea, go ask the weed master over there

by Harry Tittyballs August 7, 2009

weed nips

Like sweet hard nipples, this referes to a "joint" that only has a few puffs left.

Pass that fuckin weed nip man!

by titties and cake September 10, 2004

weed maps

noun: an online guide to finding the best medical marijuana dispensaries in southern california.

I always check weed maps for the latest and best deals before I head out to the clinic.

by the storm drains January 3, 2010

laced weed

weed that is wrapped in a different drug the gets you high as shiiit. and you trip the fuck out!

"dude i am trippin bawlz!"
"you must have laced weed."

by Weedeeweed May 9, 2009

Weed wank

Beating/jacking/whacking/jerking off while high on marijuana.

I just had a great weed wank bro. Felt good man.

by Wienerslav March 30, 2011

weed

doobage, bud, herb, left-handed ciggarette, wacky tobacky, pot, smoke, gonga, reefer, the 11th special herb in KFC's recipe, green, dank, you get the picture.

Hit that weed and pass it to the left! Puff, puff, give, damnit!

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003