Rowan Warner

A kid fucker that has a small dick, says that he eats cheese but he doesn’t. He spends all of his time searching for Swiss cheese to stick his toes in.

Look out it’s Rowan Warner , hide your cheese or else he molest it

by Kid reaper November 27, 2021

Awkward Bum Warmth

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.

I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.

by Inspector Bumtrousers November 19, 2013

Monday Body Percussion Warm up

A dumb song made by no other than the turd himself Richard Filz and here's the lyrics

MONDAY
HERE WE GO
LETS START EASY
LETS START SLOW

If there was one thing I would hate it would be the Monday Body Percussion Warm up!

by Erex69 March 21, 2022

Warnes

When a fatty drops it low on the dance floor.

"wow, that dude straight up pulled a warnes. sick. Exodus rules!"

by kawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss October 16, 2008

Warm Beans

The opposite of saying "cool beans". Means the same thing, its just for people who dont like their beans cold.

Person 1: Dude i just got a new dog!
Person 2: Warm Beans!
Person 1: You mean cool beans?
Person2: Nope, i dont like my beans cold.

by Mr. Prezident_001 January 11, 2010

ugandan pocket warmer

when a man masterbates until he comes while at the same time sticking his penis into another mans pocket so that the pocket now becomes warm as he comes into it.

i gave this guy the ugandan pocket warmer he never saw it coming no pun intended

by ebilvideosinc May 9, 2011

Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

by les misanthrope November 27, 2012