Rage Wank

Rage wanking is the act of masturbation in order relieve stress or calm one's self down as opposed to masturbating to relieve sexual tension. A rage wank is akin to raping yourself.

Jim: I heard you dumped Jenny last night?

Tom: Yeah that bitch is a cheating whore, so I beat her up in my head and rage wanked to it.

by Wolf's Hook May 8, 2010

WANK BANK

A conscious thought to mentally photograph a person so as to be able to masturbate while thinking about them at a later date.

"She's not a bad looking sort"

"Yeah, I might put her in the wank bank"

by Scott Perkins/Tony "two tone" Smith May 16, 2004

Prussian Wank

When you wank to the pace of a march, such as Preussens Gloria, with precise and measured strokes. You may only fire once your officer orders you to.

I just had a prussian wank to Königgrätzer Marsch with the rest of the Aspergers' Group!

by anonymous April 10, 2020

toothpaste wank

adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )

That man's being a cock womble

hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .

toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint

by Trentbridge Troll July 29, 2015

Central Wank

The act of outdoor masturbation in New York's Central Park. The best way to appreciate the natural beauty of the park.

Matt: Mother Nature...

Stephen: The ultimate MILF.

Matt: Yeah, now I gotta go have a central wank.

by FrankieFFrankton November 18, 2012

Crocodile Wank

The term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else's.

Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.

by Tyamm January 6, 2017

Wank germs

When a male masturbates and ejaculates all over his hand, the pesky little germs are called wank germs and he will forever be contaminated with them, and girls can sense them from a mile away

Girl: Max don't touch me, you have wank germs
Max: Its not just me, every guy has them

by maxipad101 June 14, 2016