waldorf

The act of tossing another person's salad and biting into a dingle berry. A derivation of the popular waldorf salad served at many upscale restaurants.

I gave Janet a Waldorf last night and those dingle berries exploded in my mouth with flavor!!!!

by snapapalooza May 7, 2009

Waldorf

A waldorf is a short, evil, person. They like to bite people and should never be given Monster.

Dude look out, there's a waldorf over there! And it has a monster!

by AwesomeSauce781 May 18, 2011

waldbaums

A supermarket chain that emphasizes fresh, and is really fun to work and shop at. Next time you see a Waldbaums shop there.

"Look there's a skank ass Shop Rite! Really? Well there is the exquisate Waldbaums, let's go there instead so people don't think we are skanks"

by Sally February 28, 2005

Walden

one of the stupidest fucking books ever written. Henry David Thoreau is the author.

Jeff: Dude did you read Walden?
Antonio: Yea that book blew donkey balls.

by Mat Nun September 5, 2006

waldrop

An attempt to be witty which results in racially offending others. Iimmediately followed by attempts to justify the offensive statement(s). Origins from the Chinese shi mianzi "lose face". The person immediately feels walls drop around them when put in this position.

He couldn't waldrop himself out of the conversation.

by jaimepantalones July 11, 2014

waldwick

waldwick is a small town located in bergen county. it's 85% white, 10% mexican/latino, 4% asian, and 1% black. waldwick gets a lot of trash from other towns, and yeah it might deserve some of it, but fuck those other towns honestly. everyone knows everyone at waldwick high school because the graduating classes only have like 100-120 kids. the school's basically a prison but nobody gives a shit. sports are basically what keeps everyone in this small town going. the football team is combined with midland park and it's alright. basketball isn't good. baseball, nobody even knows. but soccer. soccer is the shit in waldwick. all the popular kids play soccer. the waldwick warriors are known in bergen county for soccer. waldwick is where it's at. everyone knows each other and there might be a good amount of shitheads, but who fucking cares. we don't give a shit about what other towns think of us. i'm proud to be a warrior.

Hey have you ever heard of Waldwick?
Oh yeah, their chants at the soccer games are epic.

by warrior1234567890 May 7, 2018

waldorf worldwide

The best good charlotte song ever. fuck teenies they suck ass

"waldorf,naptown,worldwide,WHAT"

by minor_threat_rawk July 31, 2003