Poon Vomit

The extremely odoriferous, purulent discharge emanating from a vagina. Poon vomit is a clear indicator that the vagina is sick and requires maintenance from certified vagino-mechanic.

Signs that poon vomit are present include a foul odor similar to an open can of tuna left in a Dodge Omni in 95 degree heat for 7 days, frothy accumulation around the vaginal opening that looks Cujo wrapped in panties, and a putrid taste (if you are unlucky enough to have discovered it via oral inspection).

douPoor Mom, she must not be feeling well. She's dripping poon vomit everywhere!

by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010

Tactical Vomit

A self-forced vomit when one forcefully purges himself after drinking heavily so that he will be able to have sexual intercourse with his bootycall/any girl and avoid vomiting all over her in the middle of intercourse.

Alex: Bro, Katie just texted me to come over.. but I'm so fucked up I think I will be too nauseated to fuck her.. I might puke all over her...

Josh: Dude, just have a tactical vomit and go tear that pussy apart!

by Josh Crank October 8, 2011

reverse vomiting

The act of running to the bathroom after a long hard night of drinking and eating Aramark Brand college food where your large intestine lets loose a foul wave of crap in under 1 second.

I heard that reverse vomiting is an act that occurs a lot after thirsty thursday

Dude, That reverse vomiting got to me again...

by Smith November 17, 2003

cum vomit

After sucking dick or licking a clit, and the person being pleasured with a toung cums, when they cum hard in your mouth, if you choke on the cum and then vomit it. That is a cum vomit.

I ate a girl out yesterday. She came so hard i choked and cum vomited

by The one put on the back burner October 2, 2021

Vomitting Dummy

West of Scotland slang for a penis.
IE - when the penis ejaculates it is like it is vomitting but then it cannot talk so it is a dummy

Huv ye ever had the vomitting dummy hen.

by atlantadog May 14, 2010

Pyro Vomit

When you suck lighter fluid into your mouth and push it out with your tounge into the flame.

Did you see that fireball? It looked like Pyro Vomit..

by Denea June 28, 2008

Gypsy Vomit

Gypsy Vomit is a term for diarrhea. The term originated from the belief that diarrhea was a curse placed upon an individual by a gypsy.

Man, that fried chicken gave me gypsy vomit. Damn, Colonel Sanders and his 11 herbs and spices.

by Dr. Doo-Run-Run March 20, 2010