camp vision

When you have been in camp for so long normally unattractive girls start looking good

Person 1 "hey man she looks hot eh?"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"

by Chris234g February 21, 2018

Food Vision

The act of pre-visualizing a cuisine choice to aid in the selection of a meal from a food delivery app.

My Food Vision is just not clear right now. Too many selections. I don't know what to order from Uber Eats.

My Food Vision is projecting ordering Chinese food for dinner tonight from Door Dash.

by Hot Mustard November 13, 2019

Wobbly Vision

A term used for someone that sees or thinks they see things move when others see it stay in the same position. Someone who has or believes they have wobbly vision usually needs glasses. someone experiencing wobbling vision will see outlines of objects wiggle and slowly move, and will see textured surfaces move like honey or magma, this usually happens when the person looks at something for 5 or more seconds. This isn't really an actual disorder or sickness its just something i experience due to certain eye problems.

Brooo im having such wobbly vision right now.

i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.

by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 30, 2022

Pube Vision

Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.

You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there is no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.

by Discoloration February 28, 2017

acid vision

while tripping on psychedelics, a persons vision may become droopy and watery. ex. wall paper will breathe and other peoples eyes may seem larger then normal.

Bill: Look at this painting dude!
Ben: My acid vision is starting to kick in........................................

by MirkoGradski March 7, 2014

bass vision

The ability to see through your bass drum. You develop this after marching bass drum for a little more than a year. (Or when you run into the drum majors car)

My bass vision prevented me tripping over that curb

by Thomas Neal8455 July 26, 2018

confuso-vision

Used to describe a style of film making that relies on several jump cuts a second to cover up the fact that said film has a terrible script and/or actors. Inevitably said film will be a massive commercial success and continue to contribute to the plethora of crap that passes for blockbuster hollywood films today.

Directed by Michael Bay in Confuso-Vision

Fast & Furious 10 - see it in 3D Confuso-Vision!

by Urban Ninja October 22, 2012