Value

Minions at the bridge

Ricky: Oh no it’s.....
Will: That’s right the definition of value!
Ricky: NOOOOOOO

by Bobbert Wilson December 13, 2021

Value

Something entirely determined by how pristine you make the world for me and sex trophies.

Maybe that'll be my thing... "Inside the mind of the modern sociopath for the low, low value of $9.95 a month"

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

Value town

The act of pursuing a deal or event for the benefit of your bank account (in a jewish)

“I just got my McDonalds order for half the price, that’s value town baby”

by ValueJew June 21, 2022

value baller

Value Baller: A person who constantly searches for great bargains to extract maximum value for money.
Value Balling: The act of finding great "value balls"
Value Ball: The deals they find are also known as a "value ball", which of course are very valuable.

Me: Got 3 Big Macs and a small fries for $2.50. VALUE BALLING!
Friend: What a value BALL! You're really living that Value BALLER life.

by qbperson July 7, 2022

valuse

A term said in the hit-series, Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair. It is a magical invocation, referencing Greek mythology, meaning to open; open up.

Valuse! Then Byakuya Togami's cottage door opened.

by wenter024 August 3, 2022

value by proxy

When a medium to ugly guy is in a committed relationship with a beautiful or successful woman, and a woman of lesser standing or beauty attempts/successfully homewrecks that relationship because she thinks if she’s with him it’ll mean she is also beautiful or successful.

Example.)

When Adam Levine cheated on his wife with Sumner Stroh, and she immediately went to tik tok leading with the fact his wife was a Victoria secret model. Hoping that intern that meant she was just as beautiful as a super model.

Hannah thought that by sleeping with the prom queen’s boyfriend she would receive value by proxy.

by Slimey_Space September 22, 2022

Value fantasy

noun: a real or imagined scenario where significant resources are saved or gained, especially when multiple events or conditions coincide with synergistic effect. The phrase is typically used as an exclamation to describe and affirm such a scenario.

Synonyms: #valueadded #winning #starsalign

Antonyms: #shitshow #goatrope #snafu #soupsandwich

Usage: I went to federal building to get that personal information and in the waiting room I secured partnerships for my volunteer advocacy work and completed three time-sensitive tasks for work - and I got it all done in the 40 mins that was left on the parking meter from the previous driver…and it was the closest spot to the entrance. And it was above 0 degrees and sunny Value fantasy!!

by definio maximum December 2, 2022