Urban Dictionary

The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.

I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.

by AveTrueToCaesar November 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 June 20, 2016

Urban Dictionary

none of you are funny

Person 1: Wow Urban Dictionary is so funny
Person 2: my house is on fire

by BashJohnson April 10, 2019

urban dictionary

a site where people make fun of stuff they don't like by making "definitions" for them.

i don't like ____. i'm gonna go make an insulting definition for ____ on urban dictionary to make me feel cool!

by skyfly1234 December 4, 2010

Urban Dictionary

A post-fap website frequented by amateur etymologists and linguists who are, ironically, not cognizant of the words "etymology" or "linguist." The website allows anonymous contributors to act on the misguided belief that their defintion of topical jargon or slang will prove that they are as funny as Adam Sandler.

As soon as I peel this Kleenex off my fingers, I'm going to write an entry on Urban Dictionary definining my slang term for vagina.

by Etymangler February 28, 2011

urBAN dictionary

The real way to read the name of this webiste

Guy 1: Do you know the website urban dictionary?
Guy 2: Its urBAN, not urban

by Pseudohacker February 22, 2021

Urban dictionary

Users submit definitions of any random word. Other users grade those definitions on whether or not they want the definition to be published

Im going on urban dictionary to put In the definition of 'family'

by Ncg13 April 16, 2017