by Killer croc57 July 29, 2015
The area between the base of your shaft and the top of your scrotum. Referred to as the upper gooch because of its relative location to the lower gooch, frequently called simply "The Gooch". The upper gooch is often much smaller than the lower gooch, hence the nickname, Goochious Minor.
1.) That girl swallowed my dick so far, she was kissing my upper gooch!
2.) The doctor told me I have a rash on my upper gooch, which is obviously worse than one on the lower gooch, as now I cannot properly masturbate.
2.) The doctor told me I have a rash on my upper gooch, which is obviously worse than one on the lower gooch, as now I cannot properly masturbate.
by Goochman February 16, 2012
by therearenoscreennamesleftffs12 June 22, 2009
* Calling everyone out, stating that you are indeed better than them without actually saying so.
* Too imply that you are or have done something long before anyone else had even thought about doing it.
* Too imply that you are or have done something long before anyone else had even thought about doing it.
Me: Fuck ya we get paid tonight its the 15th!
Hanson: Yeah well i get paid an hour and a half before everyone else!
Everyone: ZOMG WTF Who says that? And how is that fucking possible that you get paid 1.5 hours before everyone else!?!!!?!?!?! Dude your a fucking One Upper!
Hanson: Yeah well i get paid an hour and a half before everyone else!
Everyone: ZOMG WTF Who says that? And how is that fucking possible that you get paid 1.5 hours before everyone else!?!!!?!?!?! Dude your a fucking One Upper!
by AD2 March 19, 2007
The term coined off the method of putting a rooster in the upper lip so the user does not have to spit.
Freddy 5 Fingers: "Holy shit, your girlfriend is coming over, she'll kill you if she knows you are dipping."
Douchebagel Mcjunkett: "Oh man I don't gotta worry I put it upper deck, it's COVERT."
Douchebagel Mcjunkett: "Oh man I don't gotta worry I put it upper deck, it's COVERT."
by neegslayer6k August 17, 2010
When you pinch a loaf in the tank (upper deck) of a toilet, commonly as a prank, while getting a blowjob.
by heddynuggets April 26, 2007
A one upper is one who feels like they need to be better than everyone else, so they constantly "one-up" anything that anyone says.
by rosssdabosss April 29, 2014