Uber ugly

Used to describe a person so exponentially busted, even a team of expert plastic surgeons couldn't make them physically appealling.

Person 1 : Did you see that old school Shabba Ranks video?

Person 2: No, but i remember that dude--he was uber ugly!!

Person 1: for real.

by TheyWhoShallNotBeNamed August 27, 2009

Uber-callipygian

A perfect figure on a woman would be something like 36-24-36. The word callipygian is a female with nice rounded buttocks. Such a person would have measurements similar to those stated above. An uber-callipygian woman would have measurements like 34-24-40. An uber-callipygian woman would be quite dominant with her rounded buttocks.

Jeniffer Lopez is uber-callipygian

by weasel990 January 22, 2010

human uber

A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.

I was Jennifer's Human Uber at coachella.

by kencoxtexas March 7, 2016

kyle uber

absolute thug OG at life. massive Wang and is great at everything, especially in bed with ladies. ;)

Kyle Uber smashed her so hard she cant even walk!

by daddy2.0 March 20, 2017

Uber-necking

The physical stance and motions one assumes when searching for his or her Uber car. May include craning neck, talking frantically on the phone, or a look of desperation in the eye. Sometimes followed by shoulders slumped in defeat and arm raised to just hail a regular taxi.

It's a cold night to be uber-necking...I hope Tom finds his car soon.

by Polka Dottie April 15, 2015

Uber-Gook

An Uber-Gook is generally overly aggressive and tends to threaten other people although he is never able to back up his threats, in addition, he displays many characteristics that are also displayed by hicks with anger management. some may say that his behaviours could even be compared to Messiah's primal animal instincts. When he is angry he may even end the halo-3 game early just to spite everyone.

God, you are such an Uber-Gook
He looks like such an Uber-Gook

by XZXEXDX June 17, 2018

uber-hs

Uber meaning: The ultimate, above all, the best, top, something that nothing is better than. Also Über

HS short for Headshot: When a shot fiered in a computer game hits the head, resulting in instant death in many games.

Uber-hs: Meaning to headshot a pwner at uber level consistantly throughout play.

"That guy is such a hacker!!"
"nah, uber-hs"

by Wol377 July 18, 2005