tooferproof

Being ready to resist the inevitable sales in stores - like two-for-one deals - and stick to your shopping list and budget.

From now until Christmas I tooferproof myself by leaving the plastic at home and only taking the cash I can afford to spend.

by Cross67 September 11, 2014

Twoop

A combination of the words tweet and poop. Tweeting while pooping.

I was making a twoop then this guy walked in the bathroom and heard me.

by lboii April 30, 2015

troofed

JLAW Getting it in the buttocks without permission.

JLAW's family can make anything happen with the snap of a finger, Her dad is the most protective man in the world, yet he and her family cannot protect her from being Troofed. JLAW was troofed by the Troof and now she is known as the screaming Troof, coming out to a theater near you....Troooooooffffffed

by Jennifer Lawrence is a dumb ho September 15, 2016

Trooff

The kiddish way to say truth

Dad: Son, don't lie to me
Son: But I'm telling the trooff Dad!

by GoddessofLifeXx August 7, 2016

toofless

When someone who has no teeth has a country accent.

I'm so toofless. Go milk some cows billy

by Gwherb December 27, 2016

Toof

When a vagina has a jagged entrance and the clitoris hangs over jagged lips appear to have teeth.

That bitchs pussy had a toof.

by $$$D$$$ December 28, 2016

Twooly

A Mexican-style stuffed animal made from wool with blanket-stitched seams on the outside and with contrasting thread and fabrics.

I bought a twooly for my bookshelf. She's so cute.

by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016