strawberry twinky

When you get a cream pie while on your period

Damn it's shark week, my girls in a bad mood. Better give her a strawberry twinky to make her feel better

by Dick dongler June 14, 2018

twinkie barrel

After digesting to much Taco Bell from Jesus camp

Wow that was a straight Twinkie barrel

by Boi_1 June 17, 2018

Twinky Dinked

A term used for a undercover bisexual male, who enjoys pleasing other men with his tongue ring, while having 2 other men feeding him double anal pleasure.

I'm so in the mood to get twinky dinked tonight.

by Groovious February 9, 2019

twinkie packet

A man who is incapable of using a condom properly, it ends up spitting. (insult)

Look at you! Your dad is a Twinkie packet, you're a mistake!

by Jacob Marley April 10, 2017

Twinkie Dinky

When you grab filling from a Twinkie, put it on your penis so any female can lick the filling off

TWINKIE DINKY = BEST DESSERT EVER

by The VCR King April 16, 2017

shit twinkie

noun; A cum filled turd as a result of anal sex. A sperm injected piece of feces resulting from rectal intercourse.

That new moderator, David Ryder, is a real shit twinkie.

by Ancap Fanatic May 23, 2017

Canadian Twinkie

When two Canadians interlock their uncircumcised units head to head with duct tape and release their respective essences to seal their brotherly Canadian bond.

Me and Richard both have been friends for years, and have decided to seal our bond as brothers from another mother by conducting the Canadian Twinkie together in private.

by Destis5445 November 2, 2017