Backdoor Turkey

Before you put your dick in the girls ass, you get your dick real cold. So when you stick it in her she screams with a chilled, pleasured screech. Like a turkey.

What was that sound?

I don't know, I just saw him leave the freezer and he was naked.

Maybe he gave her a Backdoor Turkey.

by GPayte May 9, 2011

turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.

yo, that guy is totally turkey faced

by cmj14221 February 11, 2008

glazed turkey

When you stuff a girls panties in her mouth right before you shoot a load all over her face

I heard you pulled a glazed turkey last night on your girlfriend

by That Guy#2 November 18, 2013

sloppy turkey

When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)

After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.

by art-officials April 10, 2015

Soft turkey

The inability or lack of motivation to make a commitment.

(Opposite of cold turkey/hardcore)

John: "I thought you were quitting smoking?"
Steve: "I'm taking a soft turkey approach, cutting down to 1-2 ciggies a day."

by agave.syrup April 12, 2015

turkey rub

Another term for a Handjob

My girlfriend gave me a turkey rub last night.

by Wetfloor June 8, 2015

Turkey Hawk

A person who covertly wants what their friends have, or sabotage their friend due to jealousy and hate. A wolf in sheep's clothing.

Turkey Hawk, Ryan Forbes, Benedict Arnold, Russia

by tdpro4 July 16, 2015