towel tard

A derrogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern ethincity insinuating a lack of intellect. A combination of towel head and tard.

Osama Bin Ladin must be a real towel tard for attacking the U.S.

by Squid Viscious July 19, 2005

Paper Towel

A Whore ass bitch who is only good in bed once and then you toss her away

Hey did you get with Lisa last night?

Ya but she Was a paper towel so I Just left after it was done.

by BatmanDougie December 01, 2011

Terrible Towel

1: Disgusting rag waved by Steelers fans at football games, tailgates, and business meetings. Generally left unwashed for "good luck."

2: A synonym for something that is utterly repulsive, idiotic, or represents a lower stratum in human evolution.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is a major slew, I can't believe you hooked up with her.

Guy 2: I know, terrible towel of a decision. I better get tested asap.

by hampsterdam November 24, 2009

throw in the towel

To give up or surrender. Probably related in origin to throwing up the white flag, which also indicates surrender.

When I was losing by 5 in the game of Don't Throw The Towel in the Bucket with a minute remaining, I realized it was hopeless and decided to just throw in the towel.

by Nick D July 04, 2004

Towel Rack

Rack used to hang up towels.

Person: "I have a rack that I use to hang up towels on, therefore it is a towel rack."

by Evil October 19, 2003

Terrible Towel

The act of shitting on a yellow towel and then slapping an unsuspecting person with it.

My hoe didn't pay me so she got the terrible towel

by TheNastyOne82 May 09, 2011

flaunting the towel

To flaunt the towel means to insist that you didn't do something when it was apparent and evident that you did.

"I swear I didn't hide your backpack!" said Morris, while attempting to shield the bag behind him from view.
"Oh, you're just flaunting the towel now, aren't'ya?" Martin replied.

by ShinichiKudou December 03, 2005