mexican tourister

(alt.-"turista") a black hefty bag stuffed full of one's worldly possessions, typically a few shirts, and odd effects.

When Mikey got evicted he bought a new set of Mexican Tourister and bagged everything and split.

by manks dawbs May 1, 2004

Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

tourister

a bus used in carrying tourists that is usually owned by a tour operator; a tourist bus.

The hotel has just bought a dandy tourister.

by uttam maharjan March 4, 2010

Japanese Tourist

An Asian national that is visiting the United States. They typically carry cameras and take pictures of many things. They also have a tendency to jabber noisily in Asian languages. People find them a bit on the obnoxious side and tend to make jokes about them. Typically found on the West Coast of North America.

The Japanes Tourist took a picture of the seagull.

by JoesGeo November 5, 2003

Torres Strait

A series of islands located between Queensland, Australia and Papua New Guinea.

Badu Islander: Oi Bala, where abouts in Torres Strait you from?

Saibai Islander: I come from Saibai

Badu Islander: Fuck off back to Saibai you dumb cunt before I knock you out. No more act oslem mepla!!

Saibai Islander: sorry bala, I go back Saibai and have sex with an ugly, flea infested New Guinean woman.

by Suck My Kakurr August 16, 2010

Terrisita tickler

1. (verb) The art of fucking a not so hottie whilest you buddy sneaks in trying to pull of a Sneaky Castro. Instead he decides to put his thumb into her pussy. While doing so the hair on top of his thumb tickles the bottom of you nut sack. Thus giving you a Terrisita tickler.

Hey Jack, Scott was fucking Mona the other night. So Tony slipped in and tried to finger her. He wound up giving Scotty the old Terrisita tickler. He ran off screaming. What a Lush

by doormatt23 December 9, 2008

Tourist Season

In Maine, tourist season goes from somewhere around Memorial Day, right up past Labor Day. This is where the state's nickname "Vacation Land" comes from. It's to hot to stay down in their own state and there's no school, so they want to see the "quaint" state of Maine.

What happens is they come in, drive like idiots, raise up the gas prices, and invaide the beachs, parks, and all the little shops from York to Bangor, and some even farther North. They go to the Lobster Festival to eat the lobstahs at rediculously high prices and the other fairs. This is the time of year you see about 1 Maine licence plate for every 10 "outta state" ones. Where it takes at LEAST 20 minutes to get down Main Street (if it usually takes 5min) Tourists, Outta State-ahs, People From Away... and don't forget the rich summah people who buy their property down on the coast!

Yeah, we're nice to 'em most a tha time, but they sure are a pain in the ass!

But, once it's all over with, it gets cold, and a little dull, so we can drive normal again to find somethin else to do. Hell, sometimes we miss 'em! Well, maybe not...

Most Maine-ahs (Mainers - to be one, you MUST have been BORN in Maine) joke about it and say "Well, there's deer season, and duck season, so since they call it 'tourist season, why can't we shoot them too?'"

When crossin' a one way street durrin Tourist Season, look the one way for the Locals, and make sure ya look the wrong way for the outta state-ahs!

by cinymin86 November 24, 2009