Listen up assholes. Gonna be in town mid May. Available to deliver bitch slaps Toronto style to the highest bidder!
Nobody does a Toronto style bitch slap like Gary does
Nobody does a Toronto style bitch slap like Gary does
by Jammerman79 April 8, 2019
Get the Toronto style bitch slap mug.place. Small Canadian city resting on land taken from open and generally unsuspecting indigenous folk and the laurels of a group of somewhat tall people hailing from a region known as not-Toronto. Also the site of Keith Richards’ heroin bust and a few scattered NHL victories in the olden days before foreigners were allowed to play. A pointlessly tall tower mars an otherwise boring waterfront and an amateur Trump impersonator runs the government.
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Say, how aboot we hitch up the dogs and mush over to Toronto to watch what’s left of the Raptors get thoroughly spanked!
Nah I have to deworm the children. Again.
Nah I have to deworm the children. Again.
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The act of a malr having sex with his significant other but using a hockey puck instead of his dick.
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Literally to most overcrowded place in the freaking northern hemisphere. It is so overpopulated when you walk down the street and stop in front of the subway station a stampede of humans break every bone in your body by trampling you
My Brain is overcrowded as Toronto
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Get the Toronto mug.A grandpa that likes insulting people. He calls people ugly, even though he is himself, and likes beginning sentences with, "Tooonii here, ..."
"Tooonii here, look at this ugly person he taking sop much damn toilet paper for himself, like why does one person need so much damn toilet paper.
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