Toot toot fuck shit

Yes

Toot toot fuck shit yes

by Fifty yeets September 6, 2020

blue toot

A fart that smells like flowers and spices, unlike the rotten eggs and popcorn of the dreaded green gas variety

She farted so loudly the sofa shook and I braced myself, but in the end it was a blue toot.

by Tomonia February 23, 2015

Toot IT and boot it

To have someone's mouth over your anus while passing gas and then kicking them out of your house

Alright jimmy time to toot it and boot it

by Jujufreedman November 24, 2016

splooge-toot

farting after someone ejaculates inside your anus; causing splooge to shoot out.

That splooge-toot sprayed all the way across the room.

by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010

Toot Mute

To mute or silence the outgoing audio on a phone or electronic device while talking to a female significant other; in order to mask the sound generated by one's flatulence.

While on the phone with my girlfriend, I Toot Muted her.

by Ciggie Smalls May 27, 2011

moose toots

The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."

by MrThickness March 9, 2017

Noot and Toot

When you grab a penis (noot) and fart (toot). Can also be a side effect of farting during a hand job, as long as you say "noot" while giving the penis a squeeze.

She gave him the old Noot and Toot. He decided it was better than no noot and all toot.

by Lucently February 16, 2019