Toot toot fuck shit

Yes

Toot toot fuck shit yes

by Fifty yeets September 6, 2020

blue toot

A fart that smells like flowers and spices, unlike the rotten eggs and popcorn of the dreaded green gas variety

She farted so loudly the sofa shook and I braced myself, but in the end it was a blue toot.

by Tomonia February 23, 2015

Toot IT and boot it

To have someone's mouth over your anus while passing gas and then kicking them out of your house

Alright jimmy time to toot it and boot it

by Jujufreedman November 24, 2016

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008

Toot Mute

To mute or silence the outgoing audio on a phone or electronic device while talking to a female significant other; in order to mask the sound generated by one's flatulence.

While on the phone with my girlfriend, I Toot Muted her.

by Ciggie Smalls May 27, 2011

moose toots

The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."

by MrThickness March 9, 2017

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009