Toot toot fuck shit

Toot toot fuck shit yes
by Fifty yeets September 06, 2020
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blue toot

A fart that smells like flowers and spices, unlike the rotten eggs and popcorn of the dreaded green gas variety
She farted so loudly the sofa shook and I braced myself, but in the end it was a blue toot.
by Tomonia February 24, 2015
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Toot IT and boot it

To have someone's mouth over your anus while passing gas and then kicking them out of your house
by Jujufreedman November 25, 2016
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moose toots

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."
by MrThickness March 10, 2017
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deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".
"Leave me deef toots man....."
by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008
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drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.
There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.
by thumperconway August 22, 2009
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Noot and Toot

When you grab a penis (noot) and fart (toot). Can also be a side effect of farting during a hand job, as long as you say "noot" while giving the penis a squeeze.
She gave him the old Noot and Toot. He decided it was better than no noot and all toot.
by Lucently February 16, 2019
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